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Spanky Pro Max

Now with 40% more Spanky.

4.9 (1,284 reviews, 1,283 of them Walter)

$499.99 $1,299.00 -62%

Free shipping. Returns accepted, but Spanky will remember.

  • Fully loaded with the original Spanky experience
  • All-day battery
  • No longer gay
  • Certified by tomchad.net

Customer reviews

“Arrived exactly as described. Immediately took over the house.”

Walter, verified buyer

“Five stars. Pending sniff test.”

Anonymous